Sunday, September 14, 2014

Rightful Place

Sir Felix holding court on his throne
Order is restored!  The Pipe Spaniels are now in Rightful Place!

We did not know what Rightful Place was.  I do not lie, I did not know what "Rightful Place" even meant!  But SillyFamily tells Oscar and me that we are in Rightful Place.

Rightful Place means where you are supposed to be.  Oscar and me did not know!  We thought we were supposed to be alone having hard times.  We thought we were supposed to stay away from people like SillyFamily.  But we were wrong!  Rightful Place is with SillyFamily.

When we first came to SillyFamily we were very shy.  We did  not know this was where we were supposed to be.  We did not let SillyFamily get close...not without a fight!  But now I think it is not SillyFamily who was being silly.  I think it was the Pipe Spaniels who were being silly.

SillyFamily is awesome!  Now that Oscar and me are in Rightful Place we do not have to be scared!  We are definitely not scared of SillyFamily!  When SillyFamily walks by, we do not scurry out of the way.  When SillyFamily comes into a room we do not go to the corners or go "under".  Why would Oscar and me do that, when SillyFamily only wants to give us hugs and pets and sometimes treats?  Because we are not scared now we know that SillyFamily only wants to love us and protect us.  Before knowing about Rightful Place, we did not listen to SillyFamily, because we thought they might hurt us.  Now we know better!  Now we know to listen to SillyFamily because they want us to be happy and they do not want us to be hurt.

Rightful Place is not just one place! Sometimes
Rightful Place is on top of SillyFamily!
At first with SillyFamily we did not want to listen to go outside, or come back in.  Maybe SillyFamily was kicking us out!!  Or maybe they wanted to trap us when we came back in!  Now we now SillyFamily only lets us out because they want us to have fun and do our doggy business.  Oscar and me have learned about Poochie Bells!  Poochie Bells are on the back door.  We can bump them with our noses and SillyFamily will let us out.  We are very good with Poochie Bells!  Oscar says we should bump Poochie Bells all the time and make SillyFamily crazy!  But I told Oscar no, we will only ring Poochie Bells when it is time to go out.  SillyFamily was so proud when we learned to use Poochie Bells!  Now they do not have to guess when it is time for doggie business, or when the Pipe Spaniels want to play.

Oscar and me know coming inside is also good!  When we come inside we always get pets and snuggles, and sometimes we get treats!  Why would we be shy and not want in?  We were being silly.  Now we know about Rightful Place, we know it is safe to come inside.  When SillyFamily says it is time to come in, Oscar and I race to see who can get to the door faster.  Oscar is very fast!  But he is not as good a listener as me, so I usually win the race to the door.  Sometimes if it is MuddyWet outside, SillyFamily will wipe our feet before we go in.  We did not like that at first!  When it was MuddyWet we sometimes did not want to come in because we did not want our feet wiped!  But now we know inside is Rightful Place, and we get more pets, snuggles, and treats when our feet our wiped than other times!!

FlowerySmellingGirl says we are "almost normal dogs"!  The one thing we still will not do is go for walks on leashes.  Oscar and me are not scared of anything in SillyFamily house or yard!  But Outside is scary with many scary sounds and sniffs and people.  When we are Outside we just want to go back to SillyFamily places, and we pull and tug on leashes. SillyFamily is trying but we are still scared of walking Outside!  But we are trying to be braver than we were at first.  SmellyMan says someday soon we will be walking on leashes no problem.

Other than Outside we listen very well!  When SillyFamily tells us to stop something we are doing we stop, even though we do not know why.  Oscar and me like to WrestlePlay very hard and sometimes SillyFamily tells us to stop when we are WrestlePlay in the living room.  Why would they want us to stop?  WrestlePlay is the bestest game in the world!  Maybe SillyFamily wants to WrestlePlay too?  I do not understand SillyFamily sometimes but I know we are in Rightful Place so I listen and stop WrestlePlay when I am told.

Things are very good in Rightful Place!  There is no more "under" in Rightful Place.  Oscar and I do not go in our "under" spots any more.  Why go "under" when you can be out with SillyFamily?  That would make us Silly Pipe Spaniels.  We go wherever SillyFamily goes!  But when we are tired we have ComfySafeSpot with pillows.  Sometimes if we have played very hard we will go to ComfySafeSpot and sleep away from SillyFamily.  Otherwise we stay with SillyFamily.

The Pipe Spaniels have found Rightful Place!  If you are reading Felix's blog post I hope you too have Rightful Place, as life is so much nicer there.


Felix

Monday, August 18, 2014

Practicing Footsball with DwarfMan

It is almost that time!  I do not know what "that time" is, but SmellyMan says it is about "that time".  Evidently "that time" has something to do with the game of footsball.  SmellyMan has many red costumes with a big strange character on them, and he says "that time" means his red team is going to play games of footsball very soon.

Go Big Red!  SmellyMan says Pipe Spaniels must
say that when "that time" comes and footsball games are
played by SillyHumans.
I asked Felix what is "footsball", and he did not know.  It sounds strange, as it is hard to play ball with your foots.  It is much easier to play ball with your mouth, but SillyFamily and other humans do not seem to play ball with their mouths.  DwarfMan says he does not care much about SmellyMan's footsball.  But since "that time" is coming up, Felix and me thought maybe we should be practicing footsball with DwarfMan.

SmellyMan says there is lots of running around in footsball.  Felix and me like to run!  It is especially fun when we run in the back yard with DwarfMan.  DwarfMan only has two legs.  He is not speedy fast as are the Pipe Spaniels, but he is still fun to run with and chase.  We follow DwarfMan everywhere anyway, so playing footsball chase with him is following him around, only faster.

DwarfMan can not run away from the Pipe Spaniels, we are too fast!  But SmellyMan says there are other parts of footsball too.  He says there are silly costumes, and throwing and jumping on people.  Felix and me are very good at jumping, maybe we would be good footsball players!  But we do not have footsball costumes.

Felix and me are excited to see what footsball is like!  We are hoping when "that time" comes, that SillyFamily will play footsball with the Pipe Spaniels.


Oscar

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Training of SillyFamily continues...

Oscar and me are still training SillyFamily.  It is slow going!  But SillyFamily is learning and getting better.  They are very good many times but then are frustrating at some times.  SillyFamily!  Do they not know that Oscar and me only want good things for them?  They should follow our training better.

FlowerySmellingGirl is a very clean human.  Maybe that is why she is flowery smelling, and SmellyMan is, well, smelly!  She keeps a very clean house and always seems to be cleaning.  Oscar and me are sometimes not so clean.  We are training FlowerySmellingGirl not to mind so much!  In this photo from tonight I am training FlowerySmellingGirl and DwarfMan to sit still with dirty Felix.  The training has gone very well today!  FlowerySmellingGirl and DwarfMan have sat still with me Felix for a long time, and FlowerySmellingGirl has not gotten up to clean anything.

Oscar and me are training SillyFamily about many other things.  They still do not understand Pipe Spaniel talk!  When StrangerDangers are by the yard, we will talk, but SillyFamily does not understand.  Sometimes they come out and try to make the PipeSpaniels quiet.  Does SillyFamily not understand?  Without Pipe Spaniel talking to StrangerDangers, they might have come into the yard and done bad things!  SillyFamily needs to learn that the Pipe Spaniels are only trying to protect them.

SillyFamily also does not understand why Oscar and me are so jumpy sometimes.  They think it is because we had a scary time Before, when we lived in the pipe.  This is silly!  We are the Pipe Spaniels, we are not scared of anything!  We are jumpy quick so we can protect SillyFamily from danger.  When there are loud sounds, we are jumpy quick! We look around and try to find danger, and will protect SillyFamily if danger comes.  SillyFamily often comes and gives us SweetTalk when we are jumpy.  SillyFamily...do not worry!  We are being brave pups!

I think our training of SillyFamily will take some time.  They are very strange and do not understand the Pipe Spaniels.  Do not worry about the Pipe Spaniels though!  We are training SillyFamily very good.  Even though they are very strange, we are all still very happy.  Now back to my training of FlowerySmellingGirl and DwarfMan on the couch....


Felix

Thursday, August 7, 2014

SmellyMan Update - August 7th, 2014

Oscar napping in the living room
It's been over a month since I've given an update on the pups myself, and it's been 6 weeks now since we've had the boys.  What great progress we've made!  Along with some little setbacks (OK, an outright scary moment or two!!) as well....

The boys have a definite favorite, and that is Alex (aka, Dwarfman).  They continue to consistently do things for Alex that they are much more hesitant to do with Lauri (aka FlowerySmellyingGirl) or me (SmellyMan).  The cutest thing is the whimpering.  Especially when the boys are in the living room, Felix will whimper sweetly whenever Alex walks into the room.  It doesn't matter how long Alex disappears for...he can go around a corner, come right back into the room, and it's like Felix is greeting a friend who's been overseas for a year.  As soon as he sees Alex, he starts whimpering. Oscar will pick up on it too and get excited, but for Oscar,. it's not whimpering, it's almost dancing!  He'll give a playful little hop or kind of rear up on his back legs when Alex comes in.  When Alex sits, he's inundated with wet sloppy kisses.  If he doesn't satisfy the pups, he may well get more whimpering and "dancing" until the pups have had their fill. SO sweet to see Alex become such a good buddy with them.

They are also so much more friendly with Lauri and I, but alas, no pleasurable whimpering or dancing.  Lauri I'd say is the next "favorite".  Lauri's "SweetTalk" definitely goes over big with the boys, and they'll give her a lot of wet sloppy kisses as well.  Lauri is definitely the favorite sleeping buddy, although frankly, they're both awfully good sleepers with whoever happens to be around.  One of the boys favorite hangouts now is the sunroom, but only when Lauri is sitting in the rocker in the corner.  When she's in there, the boys will inevitably come and lay on the dog bed by the chair, usually playing toys while Lauri reads a book or is on her iPad.

And then there's me!  I definitely do think I'm "third favorite".  You'd think that'd be a major bummer when it's 3rd out of 3!  But it's really not, because they've come so far with me as well in the last 6 weeks.  Our old dogs used to love to both lay in the futon chair in my office, because it's right by my chair and desk where I work.  I'm very glad to say both Oscar and Felix have picked up the same habit!  I work at home on Thursdays, and typically am on my computer upstairs.  It's a nice relaxing day, with both pups usually laying on the chair by me, or playing toys in the office. I guess you can say Alex is "King" of the living room, Lauri is "Queen" of the sunroom, and I'm "King" of the office, as far as the boys are concerned.

Sleeping is no issue whatsoever now.  The boys will sleep anywhere, with whoever is handy.  At night Felix will typically jump right up, and snuggle right by your head from the very start.  Many times, if you say it's bed time, the boys will go running upstairs, and Felix will immediately jump on the bed.  By the time you brush your teeth, he's out cold on the bed.  Oscar on the other hand is sneaky-snuggly.  He'll snuggle all night long, just as well as Felix.  But it's usually not from the start.  Usually when he comes upstairs, he first goes under the bed, and it's not until the light is out that he'll jump up on the bed and snuggle.  He's also definitely the most shy when daytime comes around.  He's fine as long as you're snuggling with him on the bed, but the moment you sit up or put a foot on the floor, he often goes right under the bed for a minute or two, before following you downstairs.  All in all though..VERY snuggly and sweet sleepers who usually give us no trouble, other than sometimes getting up earlier than we may like.

Going in and out of the house also now is absolutely no problem.  When we first got them, it was a huge struggle to get them to go either in or out.  Typically you had to open the patio door, and then stay away from it and let them go in and out in "peace", without you around. That's improved every single day, and now it's absolutely no problem to get them to go in or out.  We can stand right by the door, open it a crack, and they'll walk right past you going both in or out.  It's also SO nice to be able to just go out on the back deck and call them in, and have it actually work!  It's usually Felix who comes first.  You'll call for the boys to come in, and many times Felix will stop what he's doing, and RACE up the stairs and to the door.  Oscar then typically follows.

No problems eating or drinking either.  They still like to drink from the bird fountain/bath outside, but FINALLY they will now also drink water inside the house.  All it took was for me to shut off the bird bath for a few days!  Eating they're doing great too.  We have set breakfast and supper times, and put one bowl down for each.  They know now that's "it" for food, that if they don't eat then and there, the bowls will be gone.  We did this so they'd eat on our terms, instead of just setting food out and then wondering who ate, and how much.  They of course love their snacks and treats, like any dog.  They both will generally come right up to you and take treats right from your hand, although Oscar is still pretty shy about doing so sometimes.  Sometimes he won't do it if you're standing up.  But if you sit and offer a treat, he'll come up and take it.

Play time is improving as well, from the standpoint of them being comfortable enough to play around us, and with us.  They LOVE playing toys in the living room.  Oscar continues to love to "play ball", picking up a ball, dropping it, rolling it around, and having a jolly time.  Felix will pretty much play with anything...ball..chew toy...doesn't matter.  They love playing with each other, both inside and out.

All in all, they've come a long way!  I don't want to jinx it, but I dare say that Felix pretty much seems like a completely "normal" dog.  His shyness is SO much less, he doesn't have those scared reactions, he ALWAYS wants to be around you, he's such a licky littler lover that sometimes you have to get him to back off so you don't drown in slobber...he's really come into his own with us and become a little sweetheart.  I'm assuming it's a submissive type of behavior at times, or perhaps he just wants his belly rubbed, but he does spend a lot of time on his back around us!  At night he'll often lay right by your head, on his back.  During the day when playing or when we're petting him, he'll often roll over on his back for belly pats.

Oscar is getting much better, but is by far the more shy and "jumpy" of the two. Suzy and Clay were amazed when we said at first it was Oscar who was acting "braver".  That's definitely changed.  While Felix has become very brave and almost "normal", Oscar still is much more shy.  He's much more apt to "jump" at a sound or sudden movement, and is typically much more cautious at coming up to you for pets, or for treats.  He can still be an outright sweetie, such as at night when he'll snuggle it up for the night, or when I'm on the couch with him when he'll cuddle up and fall asleep.  He's getting there, but is behind Felix.

Felix chillin' in the back yard.
I've probably made it sound like all peaches & cream, which for the most part, it has been!  But we still have a LONG ways to go in many areas.  They still do not like leashes, at all.  MAN we'd love to go for walks with these guys, but that's going to be awhile yet.  We thought we'd at least get them used to being out front and being around new people, sniff and smells, and dogs that walk by, so we thought we'd get some long tie-down leads and stake them in the front yard.  That way they're free to walk around on their own, get the "feel" for being out front and closer to other people and the street, but also get used to the "feel" of being on something that limits their movement (although they're long 30' leads).  Sounds good in theory!  Well this afternoon I put that theory to the test.  I thought I'd surprise Lauri and Alex when they got home, and I'd have both Oscar and Felix on their leads, staked in the  front yard when they drove up.  I put their harnesses on, got them out there (carrying them and hooking them up), and I was SO thrilled!  At first, anyway.  For 10 minutes, they cautiously sniffed around the front yard, they were moving around like they do in the back yard, they weren't cowering in fear, they weren't looking for an "escape".  GREAT!  Until...Felix "backed out" of his harness.

HEART.  RACING.  Given the "Great Escape" of last week where we had to chase Felix down for 2 hours, I was scared to death when I saw him shake free of his harness.  But you know what?  He didn't bolt!   He didn't run for the hills, like the Great Escape episode.  That time, handymen painting our deck left the gate open, and they got out.  This time, Oscar was still staked and calm, I was right there...and Felix didn't run when he had the chance.  Still VERY scared he was going to, but he instead just sniffed around, and stayed in the area.  Thank GOD.  I went over and opened the gate to the back yard, and thankfully, it only was a moment before he went running right through the gate and into the back.

After last week, one thing we did was put padlocks on the 2 gates.  We have neighbor kids who sometimes hit balls into our yard and go to retrieve them, and we didn't want them, or anybody else, to accidentally (or purposefully) leave our gates open.  So those gates are always locked now.  Now after today, I see I need to find a better "escape proof" harness, something a dog can't "back out" of.  At the time, Felix was on a harness from one of our old cocker spaniels, and they'd never "escaped".  Felix is a lot trimmer though and has a different body shape, and even me resizing it for him didn't seem to work.   Thank GOODNESS he now seems to know where "home" is, and he didn't bolt, but we won't be doing the out-front-on-a-stake thing again, until we find a harness system that is 100% secure.

Training overall is something where we'll have to continue doing a lot of work.  Just basic commands, ESPECIALLY a "come" command that gets them to come to you whenever you like.  We are continuing to look for a trainer who can come over and work with them, and do have a couple of names for folks in the area.  For that, and something like leash training, we were waiting until the boys had settled into things. I think they're getting to that stage where we can start taking more liberties and trying to do some basic training.

That's it for the update!  A long update to be sure, but I know there are folks who have been following their story, and would like to hear how they're doing!

SmellyMan (aka, Terry)

Monday, August 4, 2014

First Vet Visit

Alex and Felix.  Oscar is on the floor.
Zoinks!  What a strange morning!  Today started as every other day with SillyFamily.  Good sleeps and snuggles with SillyFamily during the night, playtime in the yard, and yummy breakfast.  But then Zoinks!

SmellyMan put our harnesses on after breakfast.  Why did he do that?  I did not know why harnesses were on.  Then SmellyMan and DwarfMan started acting strangely.  They are SillyFamily so they are always strange!  But this was stranger than normal!  They started going in and out of the house.  SmellyMan carried BigBlanket out of the house and then came back without it.  Where was BigBlanket?

Zoinks!  Then the silliness started!  SmellyMan picked me up.  HE PICKED ME UP!!  SmellyMan does that sometimes and I usually do not mind.  But this time SmellyMan picked me up and carried me outside!  Not GoodOutside, the backyard where Oscar and me play!  This was ScaryOutside, the front of the house where we do not play!  SmellyMan then opened the door to his ManTruck and put me in.

DwarfMan?  What are you doing in ManTruck?  DwarfMan was sitting in ManTruck, with BigBlanket.  SmellyMan put me down on BigBlanket next to DwarfMan.  I will not lie!  I was scared!  I had not been in this ManTruck!  I was shaking, but DwarfMan talked SweetTalk and calmed me down.  SmellyMan then disappeared.

When the door to ManTruck opened again, SmellyMan had Oscar! Oscar was NOT a happy PipeSpaniel!  I do not mind being picked up by SmellyMan. Oscar does not like it!  He wiggle-jiggles until he is put down.  SmellyMan had a hard time carrying Oscar to ManTruck, but Oscar too was put down next to DwarfMan.  SmellyMan then got in, and ManTruck started to move.  Where were we going?  Was it an adventure?  Oscar and I do not like adventure sometimes.  Sometimes it makes us scared.

We moved in ManTruck for a little while before it stopped. SmellyMan got out, opened the door, and he picked me up again.  PICKED ME UP!!  He carried me into BrickBuilding.  I had never seen BrickBuilding!  What was inside?  When we went in, BrickBuilding had other dogs!  And other people.  I did not mind the other dogs!  The other people were scary though, and I was shaking.  SmellyMan put me in a small room and then left.  Was he ever coming back?  Was this it?  Did Pipe Spaniels do something wrong?  Where was Oscar? Would I ever see him again?

However it was only a moment before SmellyMan came in carrying Oscar. DwarfMan was following them.  It was the four of us in the small room.  Why were we here?  Where was our cuddly pillow?  Where was FlowerySmellingGirl?  Where were toys?  Oscar and me did not know what was going on.

It wasn't long before AnimalMan came in the room.  I call him AnimalMan because he had many strange smells.  I smelled other dogs!  I smelled cats!  There were other animal smells I did not know!  What was AnimalMan going to do?  AnimalMan talked SweetTalk and seemed nice.  But Oscar and me are scared of strangers and did not know what would happen next.

AnimalMan sat on the floor with us.  He looked in ours ears.  He looked in our mouth.  He looked in our eyes.  He felt our bodies.  He listened to our hearts.  SmellyMan said he wasn't AnimalMan, he was AnimalDoctor.  Oh no!  Were Oscar or me sick?  We did not feel sick!  But if AnimalDoctor was looking at us, we must be sick!

It turns out AnimalDoctor was just there to make sure we were OK!  And we were!  AnimalDoctor said we seemed very healthy.  Good ears, good eyes, good teeth, no lumpy-bumpies, and very good hearts with no "murmurs".  I do not know what "murmur" is, but AnimalDoctor said it is very good our hearts did not have murmurs.  AnimalDoctor was very nice, and even gave us yummy treats at the end.

Oscar and me decided AnimalDoctor and rides in ManTruck may not be so bad after all!  SmellyMan said it was time to go home.  He picked Oscar up and carried him out to ManTruck, and this time, Oscar did not wiggle-jiggle.  He came back and picked me up, and Oscar, me, and DwarfMan all sat in the back of ManTruck and we went home.

It was an exciting morning!  Scary, but Oscar and me are starting to know that SillyFamily would never do anything to hurt us.  Even strange mornings like this morning do not seem quite as scary as they used to.  SmellyMan said he was going to ManDoctor after our AnimalDoctor visit.  Do not be scared SmellyMan!  If ManDoctor is like AnimalDoctor, it will not be so bad!!


Felix

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Battle for Supremacy!

It is not just fun and games for Felix and me!  We have good times with SillyFamily, but we are the Pipe Spaniels!  We can not spend all day playing and sleeping and getting ear scratches.  No!

Felix and me have many serious issues, and we can not only be playing.  Sometimes we must be serious and decide important matters.  This morning Felix and me needed to decide important matters.  There is only one way for PipeSpaniels to decide important matters.  BattleWar!  It is very serious battle for supremacy...you are not PipeSpaniels and you do not understand.  Only PipeSpaniels understand serious BattleWar.

Today was as any other morning with SillyFamily.  Felix and me got SillyFamily up much earlier than I think they wanted.  That is our way!  Do not fight it, SillyFamily!  There are many fun things to do, and you can not do them sleeping in bed!  We had fun time outside and ate breakfast.  That is when things got serious.

SmellyMan put many toys out for Felix and me.  There were many toys, but there is always BestToy.  BestToy is not just one toy, BestToy changes.  BestToy is always toy that the other Pipe Spaniel has!  If Felix has a toy, I want it because it is BestToy.  If I have a toy, Felix wants it because it is BestToy.  There is only one way to solve the problem of BestToy.  BattleWar!!

BattleWar started this morning when Felix wanted BestToy.  This morning I had BestToy, and Felix wanted it.  He declared we shall have BattleWar. BattleWar is VERY serious!  We are the Pipe Spaniels!  You do not mess with Pipe Spaniels in BattleWar!! Felix says BattleWar is most serious War there is, as it decides who gets BestToy.

We are VERY mean and vicious pups in BattleWar!  We mostly wrestle and push, but when BattleWar is very serious, we will use our mouths.  We are the Pipe Spaniels!  We have very sharp teeth and are very strong!!  BattleWar is very serious matter, and it is a wonder we do not destroy each other with our powerful fighting.  Once Felix said I used my mouth too much and it even hurt!  That is when you know BattleWar is serious.

There was no winner in BattleWar this morning.  After BattleWar was over, we both decided BestToy was not BestToy after all.  Felix took a toy and I took a toy, and we both played with our own toy.  We were tired after BattleWar, and decided there was no BestToy this morning.

There will probably be BestToy again later today, and we will again go to BattleWar!  Wish Oscar luck in BattleWar!


Oscar

Monday, July 28, 2014

BUSTED - Criminal Behavior

Busted!  And so young!  Oscar and me are too young to be criminal!  But according to FlowerySmellingGirl, we now are criminal.  I did not think we were criminal.  I was just having fun...at first!  Then I got scared.  I do not think I should be criminal for being scared.  Here is what happened...

FlowerySmellingGirl and Dwarfman came home and let us outside in the yard.  We like playing in the yard, and it is a good time of day when SillyFamily comes home! There were WorkerStrangers (DANGER!!) though who had been painting the back deck.  Oscar and me do not like strangers and we kept far away!  We went to the far corner of the yard, and saw WorkerStrangers had left the gate open.

We have never been outside of the yard or house!  What fun it would be, I told Oscar!  We ran out the gate very fast.  What a big world to explore outside the gate!  There were many other houses and yards and sniffy smells!  What fun this would be in BigOutsideWorld!!

FlowerySmellingGirl did not seem to think it was fun!  She acted VERY scared and started to run for us.  She yelled for Dwarfman and he came running too.  I was still having fun!  SillyFamily wanted to play chase in BigOutsideWorld!  I was playing chase, but Oscar did not.   He is big chicken and was scared in BigOutsideWorld.  He is no good at chase!  FlowerySmellingGirl and NeighborStranger (DANGER!!) herded him back into the yard.  Chase time was over for Oscar.

But not for me Felix!  I am VERY fast!  Why are SillyPeople so slow?  They can never catch Pipe Spaniels when we are running!  I played chase and keep away, with ME being the thing keeping away!  FlowerySmellingGirl did not seem happy playing chase, she seemed very scared and upset.  Why would she be scared and upset playing chase?  It did not make sense.  FlowerySmellingGirl got on the TalkieBox and told SmellyMan to come home quickly.  Did SmellyMan want to play chase too?  What fun!

Dwarfman and NeighborStranger (DANGER!!) chased me but I am very fast!  I ran very fast and very far.  I won!  Nobody could find Felix!  I am master hider!!  More NeighborStrangers (DANGER!!) saw me and talked SweetTalk, but I was not fooled!  I did not let anyone catch me!  I saw DwarfMan and FlowerySmellingGirl many times but they did not see me.  I am too fast!  I am invisible when I am hiding good.  I may be a SuperDog!!!

The game was starting to not be fun though.  I decided the BigOutsideWorld is scary!  There are many strange sights, with many strange dogs and NeighborStrangers (DANGER!!).  I was getting very scared!  SmellyMan was now home and was riding on his bike, while DwarfMan and FlowerySmellingGirl were looking in their car.  DwarfMan saw me once but I ran very fast.  Maybe SillyFamily left the gate open on purpose!!  Maybe SillyFamily does not like Felix, and wanted to chase me away!!

Finally SmellyMan saw me from his bike.  I was very far from home!  But when SmellyMan saw me, I ran very fast!  I was like a FastRaceDog and ran straight for 3 blocks before SmellyMan could barely start after me.  Was he going to chase me away too?  SmellyMan followed fast on his bike, with FlowerySmellingGirl coming behind in her car.  HAH!  I had lost them!  Felix was tricky!  I turned a corner and went another direction.  A NeighborStranger (DANGER!) had seen me though, and pointed for SillyFamily to follow me.

Drat!  SillyFamily was still trying to chase me away!  I found a yard with a fence. The gate was open!  I went in the gate...SillyFamily would never find me there!  I was laying in the back yard of a NeighborStranger (DANGER!!) when SmellyMan saw me.  SmellyMan saw me and called my name, then he RAN very quickly to shut the gate to the NeighborStranger (DANGER!!) yard.  I have never seen SmellyMan run so fast!!  He trapped me in the yard!

Curses!  I was sure BadTimes were coming.  SuzyClay and SillyFamily do not know, but I have had bad times with SillyPeople, back Before.  Before was scary, when Oscar and me were Pipe Spaniels.  SillyFamily had chased me away, and now trapped me in the fence.  Were BadTimes coming again?

SmellyMan opened the gate and walked into the yard with me.  You will not get me without another chase, I told SmellyMan!  But SmellyMan did not want to chase.  SmellyMan sat down in the grass and talked SweetTalk to Felix.  SweetTalk?  But SillyFamily had chased me away!  SillyFamily had left the gate open!  I thought SillyFamily did not want Felix!!

This was not true!  SillyFamily still loved Felix very, very much!  I was wrong, SillyFamily was not trying to chase me away!  I let SmellyMan pick me up, and he put me in the car with FlowerySmellingGirl.  I was very tired!  I was very happy to get home and be with Oscar and SillyFamily again.

The good news is that SillyFamily loves me!  The bad news is that Oscar and me are now criminal pups!  I think I am more criminal than Oscar.  Oscar went back to SillyFamily's yard right away, while I ran and played chase.  So far it is not bad being criminal though!   SillyFamily all seemed very upset, but now it seems I am getting more pets and hugs than ever before!! It is good to be in SillyFamily.  If the gate is ever open again, I will still run!  But maybe not so far...


Felix