Battle for Supremacy!

It is not just fun and games for Felix and me!  We have good times with SillyFamily, but we are the Pipe Spaniels!  We can not spend all day playing and sleeping and getting ear scratches.  No!

Felix and me have many serious issues, and we can not only be playing.  Sometimes we must be serious and decide important matters.  This morning Felix and me needed to decide important matters.  There is only one way for PipeSpaniels to decide important matters.  BattleWar!  It is very serious battle for supremacy...you are not PipeSpaniels and you do not understand.  Only PipeSpaniels understand serious BattleWar.

Today was as any other morning with SillyFamily.  Felix and me got SillyFamily up much earlier than I think they wanted.  That is our way!  Do not fight it, SillyFamily!  There are many fun things to do, and you can not do them sleeping in bed!  We had fun time outside and ate breakfast.  That is when things got serious.

SmellyMan put many toys out for Felix and me.  There were many toys, but there is always BestToy.  BestToy is not just one toy, BestToy changes.  BestToy is always toy that the other Pipe Spaniel has!  If Felix has a toy, I want it because it is BestToy.  If I have a toy, Felix wants it because it is BestToy.  There is only one way to solve the problem of BestToy.  BattleWar!!

BattleWar started this morning when Felix wanted BestToy.  This morning I had BestToy, and Felix wanted it.  He declared we shall have BattleWar. BattleWar is VERY serious!  We are the Pipe Spaniels!  You do not mess with Pipe Spaniels in BattleWar!! Felix says BattleWar is most serious War there is, as it decides who gets BestToy.

We are VERY mean and vicious pups in BattleWar!  We mostly wrestle and push, but when BattleWar is very serious, we will use our mouths.  We are the Pipe Spaniels!  We have very sharp teeth and are very strong!!  BattleWar is very serious matter, and it is a wonder we do not destroy each other with our powerful fighting.  Once Felix said I used my mouth too much and it even hurt!  That is when you know BattleWar is serious.

There was no winner in BattleWar this morning.  After BattleWar was over, we both decided BestToy was not BestToy after all.  Felix took a toy and I took a toy, and we both played with our own toy.  We were tired after BattleWar, and decided there was no BestToy this morning.

There will probably be BestToy again later today, and we will again go to BattleWar!  Wish Oscar luck in BattleWar!

Oscar