Boys Party!!

Artist's depiction of the Boys' party

[Felix] It is party time!  FlowerySmellingGirl said she was going to a meeting and it would be boys party.  It will be so much fun.

[Oscar] We have never had "party"!  You do not have party when you live in a pipe.

[Felix] We are boys so we must have party when it is just boys.  That is what DwarfMan has said.  Oscar do you know what to do in "party"?

[Oscar] We have never had party! You must listen Felix.  I have asked SmellyMan. SmellyMan said we must dance and listen to music and eat yummy food and have fun.

[Felix] We have had lots of yummy food since we got here.  Maybe South Dakota is always in party!!

[Oscar] Do not be silly Felix.  You can not always be in party.  Party is for special times only.

[Felix] You are right Oscar.  I am excited for even yummier food!  SmellyMan said when there is boys party you must have beer.  Did you try SmellyMan beer?

[Oscar] SmellyMan had a very special party beer last night.  It must be made from trees as it was called root beer.  When boys are in party they must drink special party root beer.  I did not try root beer...it did not smell good.

[Felix] We are just pups, maybe we are not old enough for party root beer.  I cannot wait to share party with FlowerySmellingGirl.

[Oscar] FlowerySmellingGirl will love boys party!! I too cannot wait until she joins party!  She will have fun with the Pipe Spaniels!

[SmellyMan] Ummmm...guys....the reason it's called a "boys party" is because FlowerySmellingGirl is gone for work and won't be back for a week.

[Felix] Boys party means there is no FlowerySmellingGirl?  You are funny SmellyMan, FlowerySmellingGirls loves the Pipe Spaniels very much.  She would never leave us.

[SmellyMan] I'm sorry guys, but she got on an airplane and flew a long ways away.  She won't be home for 6 days.

[Oscar] You are not kidding SmellyMan?  FlowerySmellingGirl will not be back for boys party?!?!?  You said boys party would be fun!!

[SmellyMan] We can have fun with FlowerySmellingGirl gone!  What would you boys like to do?

[Felix] It is no fun without FlowerySmellingGirl!  Boys party is no good!  FlowerySmellingGirl!!  FLOWERYSMELLINGGIRL!!  Where ARE you?   AaaaaRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  AaaaaROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Oscar] AAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[SmellyMan] Silly pups, howling will not bring FlowerySmellingGirl back.  She might read your blog though.  Do you have anything to tell her?

[Felix] Boys party is no fun without FlowerySmellingGirl!  Please come back soon!

[Oscar] Come back soon!  We love you FlowerySmellingGirl!!!

Oscar and Felix