It is true. My tongue is longer than my face. I do not know my mom or dad. Felix says one was an anteater. He says I am one part spaniel, one part anteater. It is true, my long tongue does not lie.
It is very long when I am playing and it is hot. It starts out in my mouth and gets longer and longer. Felix teases me and says I will trip over my tongue. That is not true. It is a very long tongue but I do not trip on it.
I do get dirty tongue though when I am playing hard. The other day SmellyMan said my tongue looked like it was dipped in chocolate. It was not chocolate, it was dirt. When I play hard I forget about my tongue! Maybe Felix is right and I will trip on it. I do get dirty tongue.
It is not easy being ugly. Felix is so very handsome. He tells me he is handsome, so it is true. And he says I am ugly. My tongue is very long. Also my face spots are bigger than Felix face spots, making me very ugly. We are both brown and white, but Felix says his is a handsome brown. I think that means I must be ugly because I am darker brown.
I do not mind being ugly. I can not help ugly!! I was born ugly, and I guess I will live as an ugly dog. It does not bother me. I am still very loved! Felix says I am ugly on his blog, but he also follows me everywhere. He plays with me and sleeps with me.
Maybe I am not so ugly after all! SillyFamily also plays and sleeps with me. I do not think SillyFamily would like me if I were so ugly. Maybe Felix blog was a joke. Maybe I am not ugly after all!
No...that is not true. If it were true I would not have anteater tongue. I am ugly but I am happy. I am being brave. I am posting about my ugly, so other ugly pups know you can be happy even if you are ugly.
Hang in there ugly dogs! SillyFamily loves both Felix and I. Maybe I am just ugly to handsome dogs like Felix. Maybe I am handsome to humans! SmellyMan scratches my ears and calls me a cutie. I do not know that word, but do not think it means ugly. If you are an ugly dog, do not talk to handsome dogs. Find a SillyFamily and they will love you even if you are ugly.
Oscar
Oh, Oscar, you are so beautiful, inside and out. I love your long tongue. It's called "character", and you can use it to reach things that other dogs can't! I think you're awesome!
ReplyDeleteEach and every one of those spots is a place to kiss you, silly boy! That means you get more kisses. Felix is just jealous because he doesn't have as many places to be loved.
ReplyDeleteOscar, don't tell Felix but you have always been my favorite. And it is because of your big beautiful spots. I think you're so handsome. Love you buddy!
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